Me: Well you know I've been traveling and I was sick and my back hurts.
Universe:
Me: And I write all day at work. Boring legal stuff, so it's not like I'm NOT writing, I'm just not writing the CREATIVE STUFF, but you totally get it, right?
Universe:
Maui Therapist: Didn't you start a blog? What happened to that?
Me: Well, I've had a few blogs... but yeah I think you're right.
Maui Therapist: You should get back to that.
Me: [Searching the Internet for my own blog]
Universe: I'm going to shut down the entire government so you don't get a paycheck and have to give some serious thought to finding a new vocation.
Me: You don't scare me. Everything always works out for me. I'm lucky AF.
Universe: Challenge accepted. [Shuts down government for 35 days]
Internet: my500words.com
Me: First I have to go delete all the false-starts I've had.
Universe:
Me: [Resetting Wordpress passwords, realizing I didn't like Wordpress because I found it too complicated, deciding to go back to Blogger, discovering that I ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWO YEARS AGO and Warm Nuts Over Mississippi is already on Blogger, get distracted by blog-housekeeping tasks]
Cat: [Jumps on table and sticks paw in my water]
[End]
